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Non-Habanos Reviews In this section we review any non-Habanos cigar. Types of cigars reviewed are the El Producto Bouquet, Flor De Oliva Madura, Legend Churchill, and the JML 1902 Petit Torpedo. Our reviews are written by the novice, the expert, and everyone in-between. Before dropping money on a cigar, drop by and see what our community has to say.

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Old 05-05-2008, 03:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.
By your title, I thought your dog ate your stash...

Funny review, my friend.
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You are simply out of control Scott....















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Old 05-05-2008, 05:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That was an inspired, my friend--I laughed my ass off!

Great job !
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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That's funny. I am crying cuz I'm laughing soooooooooo hard you cat butt lickin' bastage...
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.
I laughed so hard reading that I though I was gonna pass out! That is some inspired writing. I lived in Italy at the same time as Hal (that's where I met the bastage!). Your story evoked some great mental images.

I bet it takes me longer to recover from laughing so hard, as it did for you to recover from the turd.

Well done!!!
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:51 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Thanks for the review, FWIW at least you got a "taste" of Italy out of it!
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm thinking of doing a box split of the turd-gars ... anyone in for a 5'er?
Takes one to know one, I'm out but thanks for asking.

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Old 05-05-2008, 06:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I laughed so hard reading that I though I was gonna pass out! That is some inspired writing. I lived in Italy at the same time as Hal (that's where I met the bastage!). Your story evoked some great mental images.

I bet it takes me longer to recover from laughing so hard, as it did for you to recover from the turd.

Well done!!!
Ken, it looks like you need to visit this smoke sometime in the near future!
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Ken, it looks like you need to visit this smoke sometime in the near future!

Not a chance! I just reread the review, almost threw up laughing, and realized I could never do justice to the experience. Shilala f'ing nailed it!
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:10 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.
haha! Thanks for the 20 min review, Scott! I needed a good laugh and break from studying. That thing looks like a semi-solid turd! I thought you were out of the diaper stage!?
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:34 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Ken, it looks like you need to visit this smoke sometime in the near future!
Hey Ken, with friends like that, who needs enemies, ya know?
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:00 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Hey Ken, with friends like that, who needs enemies, ya know?
No kidding! Just imagine that he has more of those things! I think he's a closet poopsmoker
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:13 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.
Having spent 6 months in Italy and having begun my cigar smoking in Italy, these cigars use to be a staple in my cigar regime. Its funny because learning to smoke in Italy left me these or Cuban cigars my house father would lend me.

I probably would find them not so good today. But, at one time, I thought these where the best smokes ever.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:14 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.
I am confused; you did not like the stick yet you enjoyed it. Interesting. Looks like a cool stick though.
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I am confused; you did not like the stick yet you enjoyed it. Interesting. Looks like a cool stick though.
I had a similar experience with the Padilla Achilles.
The cigar tasted like green spray painted grass.
Despite that, I could appreciate all the changes and nuances that took place throughout the smoke. It did everything I love a cigar to do, it's just that it did it in all the flavors I dislike; paint, grass and pepper.
I'd rate the cigar a 90+ just based on the fact that it did everything right.
Just because I don't like the flavors it doesn't mean I can't appreciate a technically excellent smoke, ya know?
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