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I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

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Old 05-06-2008, 01:23 AM   #46
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

Wow, sounds like a hell of a fun time!
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:00 AM   #47
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

Isn't that what Clint Eastwood smoked in his westerns that were shot in Italy? No wonder he had that look on his face through those flicks. No one wanted to mess with thim though.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:11 AM   #48
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

If anyone wants to re-live this experience, I recommend that you try a Perodi.
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:51 PM   #49
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

That has got to be the best review I've ever read! I laughed through the entire thing. You are gifted! Nice touch with the picture, that rock-hard poo-stick looked so natural there, lying in the grass...
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Old 05-06-2008, 10:17 PM   #50
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

AMEN! I couldn't stop laughing I was laughing so hard that my daughter had to come over and read it with me!

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That has got to be the best review I've ever read! I laughed through the entire thing. You are gifted! Nice touch with the picture, that rock-hard poo-stick looked so natural there, lying in the grass...
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:04 PM   #51
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Turd Bump.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:30 PM   #52
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

Holy, oh my gawd!!!! Mr Original Poster, you are by far the best cigar reviewer I have ever read.
I was sincerely in tears with laughter at your plight. I have never personally had such an experience, but now I feel that I have.
You my friend are an anomaly.
Thank the previous poster for bringing this up into the spotlight. I thoroughly enjoyed the story, and even tried to include my wife into the telling in hope she would stop rolling her eyes when she knows I am on this forum. No such luck, but I enjoyed it none the less.
Finally, thanks again! Hurray for terrible smokes.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:31 PM   #53
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Great story Scott! I am still giggling...horse hoof!
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read!!!
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:17 AM   #55
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hahaha ,, that funny
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:22 AM   #56
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ahahahaha i needed that as a break from studying! Thank you OP!
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:37 AM   #57
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

That review was awesome, now how do I get one of those???
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:42 AM   #58
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

I would like to give you a hearty THANKS Im sitting at my computer at work and in between calls, I read your review.........I just got put on report for shooting coffee out of my nose and ruining my keyboard....I maintaing until the remedy that you thought about using towards getting the bad taste out of your mouth....

That was one of THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME

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Old 10-01-2009, 12:05 PM   #59
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

Best review I've ever read. Thanks for taking the time to post it. Two thumbs up!!!
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:51 PM   #60
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Re: I smoked "The Turd". Seriously.

Snuhahahahahaahaahaahaahahaaaaaa!!!!

Thank you Scott! I needed a medicinal Belly laugh!!!

You deserve a Pulitzer Prize for this stellar effort!!!!








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