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The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

This is a discussion on The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!! within the Pipe & Tobacco Bombs forums, part of the Pipe Smokers Forums category; Originally Posted by indigosmoke Nice hit, Freestoke, and no one deserves it more. Sather obliterated my mailbox last year with ...

  
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    Sot-weed Bohemian freestoke's Avatar


     

    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by indigosmoke View Post
    Nice hit, Freestoke, and no one deserves it more. Sather obliterated my mailbox last year with a mega Sherlockian bomb of epic impact.
    Destroy him fellows. You won't find a more deserving Puff brother.

    It's great to have you back on the forum, Sather!
    Indeed, John. I'm working on it.
    Vegetarian -- that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". -- Andy Rooney

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    CRT #1984, CRA #99974873 szyzk's Avatar


     

    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by freestoke View Post
    documentary Forbidden Planet
    Documentary?

    Documentary?

    Never trust anyone over 30.


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    The Armchair Detective Mycroft Holmes's Avatar


     

    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    hahaha (evil laugh), my attacks are getting closer to their destination with every passing moment...

    Andrew...Jim...this is for you....



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    "It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes." - Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    The tracking station in Rochester reports that the squadron has refueled and the mission proceeds apace. Impact tomorrow.
    Vegetarian -- that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". -- Andy Rooney

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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    This is fun, albeit a little confusing for my simple mind. So Freestoke bombs Mycroft. Mycroft wants to retaliate, so he launches against somebody (or both bodies?). Szyzk is an accomplice, and he's getting bombed too, but threatens his own retailation. Wow, escalation at it's finest - I love it!! I will watch in anticipation.

    I can't wait to see all the pictures of the destruction.

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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    This is fun, albeit a little confusing for my simple mind. So Freestoke bombs Mycroft. Mycroft wants to retaliate, so he launches against somebody (or both bodies?). Szyzk is an accomplice, and he's getting bombed too, but threatens his own retailation. Wow, escalation at it's finest - I love it!! I will watch in anticipation.

    I can't wait to see all the pictures of the destruction.

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    CRT #1984, CRA #99974873 szyzk's Avatar


     

    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DanR View Post
    This is fun, albeit a little confusing for my simple mind. So Freestoke bombs Mycroft. Mycroft wants to retaliate, so he launches against somebody (or both bodies?). Szyzk is an accomplice, and he's getting bombed too, but threatens his own retailation. Wow, escalation at it's finest - I love it!! I will watch in anticipation.

    I can't wait to see all the pictures of the destruction.
    Quite, but you aren't fully there.

    Try to follow me, now...

    1. Freestroke bombs Mycroft.
    2. Mycroft swears revenge against Freestroke but is swayed by Freestroke to bomb me.
    3. Freestroke is apparently also bombing me.
    4. Freestroke alludes to a second bomb which I can only assume isn't targeting Mycroft (again).
    5. Mycroft speaks of his bombs - plural - so he has at least two targets.
    6. I threaten retaliation against unprovoked attacks.
    7. Even if I'm not attacked, Mycroft and Freestroke are toast next week because they've confused me, and confusion makes me angry.

    I can say for certain that I've not been an accomplice.
    Never trust anyone over 30.


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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by szyzk View Post
    7. Even if I'm not attacked, Mycroft and Freestroke are toast next week because they've confused me, and confusion makes me angry.

    Brilliant move!

    Thank you for clearing that up. I don't feel so silly for being confused now considering that complicated series of events.

    I have no idea why my last post doubled up like that?

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    CRT #1984, CRA #99974873 szyzk's Avatar


     

    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DanR View Post
    I have no idea why my last post doubled up like that?
    Easy answer! You were so confused about the series of events in this thread, you posted twice.
    Never trust anyone over 30.


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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Dan,
    I've just been handed a memo by my top general. Unfortunatly for you, it seems that due to gps miscalculations on the part of my war advisors, a bomb has been sent your way. Detonation is imminent!!! Please fortify yourself in your bunker and await impact!!!!!
    "It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes." - Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mycroft Holmes View Post
    Dan,
    I've just been handed a memo by my top general. Unfortunatly for you, it seems that due to gps miscalculations on the part of my war advisors, a bomb has been sent your way. Detonation is imminent!!! Please fortify yourself in your bunker and await impact!!!!!
    You guys are out of control, but I guess since we're playing that game...

    "The art of war is of vital importance to the State. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected."
    - Sun Tzu, the Art of War

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    Sot-weed Bohemian freestoke's Avatar


     

    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    "In war, truth is the first casualty." -- Aeschylus. As the day progresses, it will become evident that my attack on Mycroft was RETALIATION! I feel like an Anglo Saxon, looking out to sea at the curious looking ships full of berserkers gliding along the coast.

    This just in from mission leader. "We have Warren, PA in the sights now and the bomb bay doors are open."

    Vegetarian -- that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". -- Andy Rooney

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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Wait... is that Rome, NY down there???

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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DanR View Post
    Wait... is that Rome, NY down there???

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    No...I think it looks more like San Antonio, TX...Don't you think?
    "It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes." - Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: The Diogenes Club War has officially begun!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mycroft Holmes View Post
    No...I think it looks more like San Antonio, TX...Don't you think?
    Looks like Dan is about to be Bombed! Take cover!
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