Here is a photo of neighbors helping to dig me out the rubble after the dual impacts from attacks directed at my home by DanR and Mycroft. .
The first to impact the area was the advanced stealth missile from DanR.
Further imagery analysis of the pipe bomb (containing an actual pipe!):
Further analysis of the pipe, handmade by Dan in his bomb making facility, will follow as an addendum, with the help of noted break-in expert, Prince Albert.
One can only wonder at the cruelty of such an unprovoked assault. Apparently, in pursuit of the Diogenes Club War, Mycroft Holmes has formed an alliance with DanR, which explains the combined attack. I emphasize that I have done nothing to deserve this -- from either of them!
Although I am currently on life support, the doctors say I should make a full recovery in a matters of days if I can maintain sufficiently high nicotine and alcohol levels and that I will soon be fit to retaliate to the full.
I hate to be serious at a time like this, but I am absolutely floored by Dan's generosity. It's amazing what nice people one runs into around these parts. Thank you, Dan. As they say, a thing of beauty is a joy forever.