for those of you unfamiliar with The Midwest Mercenaries, or the M&M's as I refer to them, they are Puff's latest bombing group who have dedicated themselves to the task of incorporating the entire United States into the Midwest for the sake of simplifying Geography....while these candy-coated Borg are not adverse to using violence in the form of mailbox destruction to achieve their goal, a certain candy-coated single-cell organism named Brettanomyces has chosen an alternate method, as indicated in a tender offering package sent to yours truly...
well, far be it for me not to consider any reasonable offer made by an interested party, let's see what YeastieBoy is offering....
hmmmmmmmm.....now, I'll admit that I'm not familiar with the Smoker's Haven brand, but Nick was kind enough to include a little history and profile of each tin....after reading them, needless to say I'm intrigued.
upon further consideration of Brettanomyces' proposal, I'm going to have to respectfully decline his offer...the people of Connecticut are proud of our Northeast heritage and will meet any attempts by the Midwest Mercenaries to redesignate my fine state with fierce resistance.
Pinhead Jr.: "translation: take yer offer and Shove It, Yeastieboy...and if the M&M's wanna keep messin' with CT, I'll pummel you all into candy-coated cocoa powder"
Herfabomber: "I just said that"
Pinhead Jr.: "yeah, but you were bein' a total Dork about it."
thanks for the baccy, Nick