After a brief briefing the bomb squad and I crept down to the guardians office to retrieve this so called mystery package I had received a notice for on Saturday. The guardian to my dismay was waiting for me in another one of her foul moods. She threw the package at me and the youngest memer of the bomb squad easily caught it. With a sneer we were off back to the apartment.
We dropped our worry about the package because it wasn't that big and so we decided to just laugh the whole thing off over a cup of tea. As soon as we crossed the threshold to my apartment we heard a small beep and darkness took me........ I strayed out of though and mind and each one of my days was a life age on the earth...... I awoke in my surgery I had crawled in the door before blacking out. As I awoke my head was splitting with pain as was my right shoulder. Grabbing a scalpel and some antiseptic I began to dig out the wounds in my shoulder to see what was causing me such pain. After an hour of careful cutting and digging these were what was in my shoulder. Two forever stems I think.
My legs seemed to be ok but from the blood loss I was disoriented and queasy. So I stumbled back out into my apartment to find all the members of my bomb squad vaporized..... I scowered the area finding a few clues to what had happened to us.
I pieced it together from the following clues
2oz at least of each of the following
G.h. Broken scotch
Sweet vanilla honeydew
Mac b honey + chocolate
And the clue that gave it away
Ben I do not know what I did to you to provoke such an attack but holy **** thanks a mil. Tobaccos look wonderful... Can't smell I am sick... And the stems look great on the cobs. Again wow what the heck dude. Thanks
Dave (dr. Plume)