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Let's make a Cigar Poem...

This is a discussion on Let's make a Cigar Poem... within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; 2 hour commute in my coworkers car I get home to my humi and grab me a gar What this? ...

  
  1. #16

    Full grown Puffer Fish Little General's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    2 hour commute in my coworkers car
    I get home to my humi and grab me a gar

    What this? A Hole? I begin to feel sick
    I see a little critter enjoying my stick

    Instead of killing him I capture the beast
    Fat dumb and happy from his Davidoff feast

    I examine the rest and find another
    Not quite grown, it must be his brother

    Not freezing my sticks, i feel like a fool
    then I think of something really cool

    I won't kill these horrible things
    I'll keep them in a tube and see what it brings

    I feed them my dog rockets and watch them grow
    And post pictures on CS so everyone will know

    I scare the jungle and all that will see
    but nobody knows what they mean to me

    A few good sticks were lost in the end
    But please let me introduce you to my only two friends

  2. #17

    Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes RHNewfie's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    This turned out awesome folks! Great read! LOL!

    Reply w Quote Hater

  3. #18

    aka Silky uncballzer's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by Little General View Post
    2 hour commute in my coworkers car
    I get home to my humi and grab me a gar

    What this? A Hole? I begin to feel sick
    I see a little critter enjoying my stick

    Instead of killing him I capture the beast
    Fat dumb and happy from his Davidoff feast

    I examine the rest and find another
    Not quite grown, it must be his brother

    Not freezing my sticks, i feel like a fool
    then I think of something really cool

    I won't kill these horrible things
    I'll keep them in a tube and see what it brings

    I feed them my dog rockets and watch them grow
    And post pictures on CS so everyone will know

    I scare the jungle and all that will see
    but nobody knows what they mean to me

    A few good sticks were lost in the end
    But please let me introduce you to my only two friends
    I wonder who that's a shot at . . . .

    Very nice!

    Noobs, go here: cigarbid.com

  4. #19

    Full grown Puffer Fish Little General's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Beads or litter
    The questions remain
    Which one works best
    Which will go down in flames

    Not much of a life
    I sit here alone
    Nowhere to go
    No one to phone

    I begin the tests
    And gather my gear
    Its all on the kitchen table
    Because nobody's here

    It starts out fine
    Everything is set
    Each batch moist
    My goals have been met

    I watch all the readouts
    As precise as I can be
    The results are then posted
    For all of CS to see

    Everything worked out great
    It fell in to place
    The only data not recorded
    What the look on my cats face

    What I forgot to mention
    Was where I got the litter
    My cats been holding it for 3 days
    And seems a bit bitter



    I'm so going to get

    Actually I enjoyed reading the results...

  5. #20

    Ya Damn Right BamBam's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Twinkle, Twinkle Little 'Gar
    How I've Smoked You Down So Far

    The Final Puff It Makes Me Sigh
    And Then You're Done It Makes Me Cry

    Twinkle, Twinkle Little 'Gar
    One More Trip To The Humi Is Not Too Far

  6. #21

    Full grown Puffer Fish Little General's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    My humi leaks
    Everything is too dry
    I examine my sticks
    and begin to cry

    I feel so stupid
    I was too lazy to read
    Posts from a thousand gorillas
    Who said "go with beads"

    So here I sit
    Clicking away
    Searching the forums
    From the last 10 days

    For that Viper guy
    Who has a site
    That sells the stuff
    To make this right

    I find his page
    And beging to click
    All over the site
    For beads in a stick

    My order is complete
    They are on the way
    I'm just another noob
    Who learned the hard way

  7. #22

    Penn Central lives! M1903A1's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Rage and agony
    A beetle ate its way through
    My one Cohiba

    Be cute, bite cap off
    Cuban style. Ptooey!
    Hate bits in my mouth!!

    Summer evening
    Calls for rum and a fine
    Bolivar PC

    Don't like cigar smoke?
    Move yourself! Nobody asked
    You to stand downwind!!
    Reaching for the black-and-yellow-striped lever next to my seat....

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