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Let's make a Cigar Poem...

This is a discussion on Let's make a Cigar Poem... within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; I am working and really want to stop, so I decided to see if I can get people to help ...

  
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    Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes RHNewfie's Avatar


     

    Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    I am working and really want to stop, so I decided to see if I can get people to help me amuse myself while I work!

    So, I will start with one line to the poem, let's try to keep each verse to 4 lines and see how far we can get... or, you can just roll your eyes and click off somewhere else!!

    here goes...

    Our tribute to a much loved leaf...

    Reply w Quote Hater

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    Evolving Lead Puffer Fish mustang1's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Perched high upon a slope so steep...
    But they soon realize... they just F***ed with the wrong Mexican!" -Machete


    And She Liked It.

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    aka Silky uncballzer's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Where newbies get really to fall...

    Noobs, go here: cigarbid.com

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    aNYthing houdini's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Our tribute to a much loved leaf,
    Perched high upon a slope so steep.
    One tiny step forward feels like a leap
    Before you know it, youre in too deep.
    The threat of a bomb interrupts your sleep,
    Those stories are here, read em and weep.

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    Alpha Puffer Fish nozero's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by houdini View Post
    Our tribute to a much loved leaf,
    Perched high upon a slope so steep.
    One tiny step forward feels like a leap
    Before you know it, youre in too deep.
    The threat of a bomb interrupts your sleep,
    Those stories are here, read em and weep.
    So you slowly cry yourself back to sleep
    only to awake on yet another day.
    I draw, but I don't inhale.
    My $s go down in drink or up in smoke!
    Help find cures, join Team Helix.

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    .090909 icehog3's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    So you slowly cry yourself back to sleep
    only to awake on yet another day
    Because beetles have come to your humidor to play

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    aNYthing houdini's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    So you slowly cry yourself back to sleep
    only to awake on yet another day
    Because beetles have come to your humidor to play
    LMAO

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    Elder Jungle Leader SmokeyJoe's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    So you slowly cry yourself back to sleep
    only to awake on yet another day
    Because beetles have come to your humidor to play
    Inflicting destruction with nary a peep!
    "When I have found... a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God and have blessed His name" - Charles H. Spurgeon

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    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    There once was a cigar from Nantucket

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    .090909 icehog3's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    There once was a cigar from Nantucket
    It was a Gurkha, so I got me a bucket
    I lit the foul smoke
    And I tell you, no joke,
    One puff and I was inclined to chuck it.

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    aNYthing houdini's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    There once was a cigar from Nantucket
    It was a Gurkha, so I got me a bucket
    I lit the foul smoke
    And I tell you, no joke,
    One puff and I was inclined to chuck it.
    CLASSIC!!! I also havent had one I liked yet.

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    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by houdini View Post
    CLASSIC!!! I also havent had one I liked yet.
    The black dragons are ok

    Without a cigar i could not get far......

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    .090909 icehog3's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Without a cigar i could not get far......

    ...and if it's a Boli, my journey seems holy.....

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    This space owned by Puff. Jbailey's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    Without a cigar i could not get far......

    ...and if it's a Boli, my journey seems holy.....
    I've had a few holy journeys with a Boli!
    Goodbye Louie

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    Full grown Puffer Fish Little General's Avatar


     

    Re: Let's make a Cigar Poem...

    Young, stupid, unaware of the slope
    I sit on my deck everyday and smoke
    Day after day the boxes come in
    Haunting cbid to see if I win

    Four humis full and another on its way
    From the doghouse is where I begin my day
    Wetting beads and checking for bugs
    from the wife not a smile, a word, or even a hug?

    Hundreds of hours puffing away
    Not even asking the wife about her day
    Maybe starting this hobby was a poor life course
    I'll think about it as I smoke my PAM
    and prepare for my divorce.

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