I just want to know one thing. What is this gonna cost the school district in defenses? I bet it's more than the kid sold the pack of Skittles for.
However, for the record, leafy green vegetables are against my wellness plan that consists of beer and anything fried. Anyone caught trying to sell me something in violation of my wellness plan will be whipped by Replicant Argent, who moonlights as a dungeon master.