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Massphatness Announcment!!

This is a discussion on Massphatness Announcment!! within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; [SIZE=4] Vin will not be with us from Thursday 6/12 through Sunday 6/15!!!! [/SIZE] It seems that Grace has put ...

  
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    Massphatness Announcment!!

    [SIZE=4]Vin will not be with us from Thursday 6/12 through Sunday 6/15!!!![/SIZE]

    It seems that Grace has put him on a CS timeout.

    No worries Vin, when you can come out and play we will be here.
    And who knows maybe you can find those two balls you lost.



    Your pal,
    Al

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    Can someone muzzle this guy?

    And has anyone seen my balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by massphatness View Post
    Can someone muzzle this guy?
    Did someone call for a moderator?

    Quote Originally Posted by massphatness View Post
    And has anyone seen my balls?
    Not sure I really want to.

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    Oh geesh!
    Sorry to hear about yer balls Vin.

    I'll take care of Al for ya while yer gone!

    I had one of those 'time outs' once.

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    The big guy got shut down..... Dang, I hate when that happens. Regardless, he should have a box of smokes to play with today.
    Friends don't let friends smoke fruity cigars!

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    I, too, am a member of the 'Balls-in-my-girls-purse-club'..

    I have been on cigar-restriction since I ordered that cab of party shorts back in 2006.. LOL

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    This thread reminded me of this great comic long gone.
    WARNING: NSFW

    Sam Kinison, too funny.
    1st quarter or so of the clip.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pki3vyjWndg

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    Awww, Poor Vin.

    Can't you just go in her purse and get your balls back?

    Must have been the wizard costume that freaked her out

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    Vin,

    What time is nurturing?

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    Re: Massphatness Announcment!!

    Quote Originally Posted by massphatness View Post
    Can someone muzzle this guy?

    And has anyone seen my balls?
    Don't worry Vin I hired this guy to help find them


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    Quote Originally Posted by massphatness View Post
    Can someone muzzle this guy?
    Love to help you out Vin but I am just happy he is on someone else's case this week

    What I want to know is what the hell you did to get cut off from CS????

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverfox67 View Post
    What I want to know is what the hell you did to get cut off from CS????
    Wedding at some resort in the mountains of New Hampshire. My gal said, "We're not bringing the laptop, right?"

    Doesn't she know Albert Pujols just went down with a calf injury? How the hell am I supposed to manage my fantasy baseball team without a pipeline to the 'net?

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    Quote Originally Posted by massphatness View Post
    Wedding at some resort in the mountains of New Hampshire. My gal said, "We're not bringing the laptop, right?"

    Doesn't she know Albert Pujols just went down with a calf injury? How the hell am I supposed to manage my fantasy baseball team without a pipeline to the 'net?
    Check with the resort.
    Bet they have computers available for use.
    Then.....keep your promise.
    Don't take the laptop.
    However, don't agree in advance to not using any computers of any kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueface View Post
    Check with the resort.
    Bet they have computers available for use.
    Then.....keep your promise.
    Don't take the laptop.
    However, don't agree in advance to not using any computers of any kind.
    Pure evil.

    Reminds me of when my wife got upset with the constant flow of boxes coming in from the devil site. I was asked to stop the cbid stuff. I complied. Then I went crazy with the CS "WTT/WTS" area. I received clarification of the originally intended message and I am now a sober cigarpurchaseraholic for 2 weeks running.

    Good luck this weekend Vin! While you can bend the rules, women have memories of your actions and hold the ultimate power.

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