The Cigar Wife Cookie Lovers Club

[massphatness]

First order of business: a user bar



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Second order of business: officers.

I nominate gnukfu for Club President, myself for VP and dwhitacre for Treasurer & Recording Secretary.

Do I here a second on the nominations?

[gnukfu]

Darrell should probably be President. However, if there are no objections to me as President I order an increase in production of cookies effective immediately. All cookies should be shipped in equal quantites to club officers for sampling and evaluation. Officers will then distribute cookies to others at their discretion.

[taltos]

Votes can be bought with cookies. Bao should probably be in charge of security and protection if you are going to be sampling cookies. You guys have my vote for this slate of officers, can't screw things up any more than they already are.

[gwc4sc]

I second the nominations.

Can I be in charge of Quality Control?

[Darrell]

You should taste her cookies when they're fresh!

[gwc4sc]

Originally Posted by Darrell

You should taste her cookies when they're fresh!

Show-off

Speaking of fresh.......how was that cake?

[Darrell]

Originally Posted by gwc4sc

Show-off

Speaking of fresh.......how was that cake?

Ask Nice Darrell.

[gnukfu]

Originally Posted by gwc4sc

I second the nominations.

Can I be in charge of Quality Control?

Yeah but you can't touch any of the cookies!!! We have quotas to meet!! Your job is to take the heat from any disgruntled customers which is the easiest job in the world since there won't be with these cookies unless we do a poor job of shipping which will be atrributed to YOUR poor quality control system. Oh, and you can also answer all the stupid quality systems questionnaires and handle the quality audits too and make sure we come out looking perfecto or you're fired!!! Now out of our way we have cookies to ship.

[gnukfu]

Originally Posted by taltos

Votes can be bought with cookies. Bao should probably be in charge of security and protection if you are going to be sampling cookies. You guys have my vote for this slate of officers, can't screw things up any more than they already are.

Yeah and who are we going to hire to watch Bao to make sure he doesn't eat all the cookies on us?

[taltos]

Originally Posted by gnukfu

Yeah and who are we going to hire to watch Bao to make sure he doesn't eat all the cookies on us?

Me!

[Darrell]

[gwc4sc]

Originally Posted by gnukfu

Yeah but you can't touch any of the cookies!!! We have quotas to meet!! Your job is to take the heat from any disgruntled customers which is the easiest job in the world since there won't be with these cookies unless we do a poor job of shipping which will be atrributed to YOUR poor quality control system. Oh, and you can also answer all the stupid quality systems questionnaires and handle the quality audits too and make sure we come out looking perfecto or you're fired!!! Now out of our way we have cookies to ship.

Wow you are letting this President thing go to your head bud. You can take this Quality Control Job and shove it.

[gnukfu]

Originally Posted by gwc4sc

Wow you are letting this President thing go to your head bud. You can take this Quality Control Job and shove it.

That was a test to see if you have any stones.....looks like you passed! Therefore, you are in charge of facilities (make sure those bathrooms are clean!).

[gwc4sc]

I will make those sh!tters shine Mr. President Sir!!

*You know maybe you should clean em since you look like Mr. Clean*

[rwhit37]

I think I should be head of quality control! Cookies, Cakes, and Brownies!