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So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

This is a discussion on So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and... within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; I still can't get over classifying music from bands like Def Leppard as classic rock....

  
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    alliroG Rolando's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    I still can't get over classifying music from bands like Def Leppard as classic rock.
    In the interest of not boring you to death with siglines that never change I have decided to stop using them.

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    (__@_____{{{{ SHOE's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Quote Originally Posted by PolarGar View Post
    I was wondering how many more lucid years I can expect?
    It's not so much remaining lucid - you'll have plenty of good years left. Thing is, S#!T starts moving around or just breaking altogether when you turn 40.

    You turn around one day and say, "Oh my God! Honey, where'd my ass go? I have lost my ass!" and she'll say, "Stupid, It's right there under your belt buckle! It's been right there all the time it just shifted around to the front."

    (or)

    You: "Honey, my hips, knees, and back really hurt!"
    Your Spouse: "Well, what'd you do?"
    You: "Woke up."


    "To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived; This is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    So many friends banned :( TheTraveler's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolando View Post
    I still can't get over classifying music from bands like Def Leppard as classic rock.

    Ha ha, just wait till you can only hear it on the "oldies" stations!
    Gone baby gone.

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    Puffer Fish with some spikes PolarGar's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    When I mentioned this to my adorable wife she pointed out that I have never had an ass and that maybe the reverse will happen for me. My stock answer is she has enough for us both.

    As Cosby would say, she is Catholic and the Pope said she can't divorce me so I just fire at will!

    You turn around one day and say, "Oh my God! Honey, where'd my ass go? I have lost my ass!" and she'll say, "Stupid, It's right there under your belt buckle! It's been right there all the time it just shifted around to the front."

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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader taltos's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Practice saying the following so that you will have it down when you hit 40: "I am not always as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was." Forty isn't bad, 50 is the killer.

    Paul
    Til the end like a friend stands by you again,
    And I wouldn't change a thing.

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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader Cigary's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Ha ha,,,wait til you turn 50!
    A mind is like a parachute...it works best when it's open.

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    Full grown Puffer Fish Sailkat's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Tylenol, Motrin and Aleve will become good friends!

    The bad part is when your brain is running to answer the front door and your body is still trying to get up from the couch.

    A game of basketball requires two days to recover and a trip to the chiropractor.

    Have you bought the reading glasses yet? Buy four or five pair because you will never remember where they are

    Actually, lots of wonderful things happened to me when I turned 40, including opening my own business

    Hope you have a great birthday!


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    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    I under stand on the age thing. im going to be turning the big 25 this year and feel like I have not accomplished anything

    i kid i kid, I do hear that 40 is the new 30 so live it up!

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    no..not THAT Dave! 68TriShield's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Quote Originally Posted by taltos View Post
    Practice saying the following so that you will have it down when you hit 40: "I am not always as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was." Forty isn't bad, 50 is the killer.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cigary View Post
    Ha ha,,,wait til you turn 50!
    Now hold on a minute! Did I miss something?
    Dave...
    Smoke what *YOU* like,like what you smoke

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    alliroG Rolando's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Whatever age you are on is the new age you want to be. 40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 30, 60 is the new 40, 70 is the new 50, 80 you forget how it works.
    In the interest of not boring you to death with siglines that never change I have decided to stop using them.

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    Your ad here rizzle's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Shoot, I'm 42 and getting better looking by the day. No telling how handsome I'll be at 50.

    But my brain, not so much.

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    Dark Knight Freight Train's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    I'm 25 any advice from the older Gorillas?
    [SIZE=1]Peace is not the absence of conflict but the presence of Justice.[/SIZE]

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    Full grown Puffer Fish


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    40 is still young.
    I have underwear older than you, sonny. Some of it my own!
    Turning 40 seems more difficult for women. For men 50 is a tough number.

    That's when I started my big decline.

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    Your ad here rizzle's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    Quote Originally Posted by Freight Train View Post
    I'm 25 any advice from the older Gorillas?
    Yes. Chase the 21 year olds while you still can.

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    Puffer Fish with some spikes PolarGar's Avatar


     

    Re: So I'm Turning 40 in a Few Weeks and...

    A quick update - I am a mere 8 days away from the beginning of the end day and so far I still have what few faculties that I have left.

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