I haven't read through a single post in this thread yet, but I thought I'd outline some rules I jotted down when I first thought of the team. After I outline these rules I'll check through the thread and answer any questions that might have come up.
There will be capes.
There will be cake.
There will be free stogies.
A collective bargaining agreement is in the works.
There will not be kool-aid.
There will be cookies.
There will be ponies.
No campfire songs, but there will be a campfire.
Vstrommark is not allowed in this team.
Ghost stories are permitted on a limited basis, as outlined in the forthcoming collective bargaining agreement.
You can dress up in drag, but showtunes fall under the "no campfire songs" stipulation.
Not only will there be free beer, but also an open bar.
Moderators will be allowed on a first come, first serve basis. The quota is unlimited. Their provision of beer and cigars is completely voluntary.