Life's Burning Questions with S15Driftking

[Blaylock]

Originally Posted by montecristo#2

Heck, if this thread had happened 3 months ago, there would have been several cake references and several posts about butts itching. . .

Just for the heck of it...

There have been several mentioned in this thread:

2 "butt itch"
1 "itchy butt"
4 Reply w/ Quotes mentioning "butt itch"
1..."burning sensation" (not sure if that counts)
and 2 "My Butt Itches" from the "founder" of the saying.

No "cakes" yet! Edit: 1 "cake" link.

...butt who's counting?

[montecristo#2]

Originally Posted by icehog3

My butt itches.

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

Did someone mention pointless cake references?

Why does it burn when I pee?

That should cover it! Thanks guys, we are definitely good now.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by montecristo#2

That should cover it! Thanks guys, we are definitely good now.

Always happy to help.

[montecristo#2]

Originally Posted by Blaylock

Just for the heck of it...

There have been several mentioned in this thread:

2 "butt itch"
1 "itchy butt"
4 Reply w/ Quotes mentioning "butt itch"
1..."burning sensation" (not sure if that counts)
and 2 "My Butt Itches" from the "founder" of the saying.

No "cakes" yet! Edit: 1 "cake" link.

...butt who's counting?

Dammit, thanks for pointing it out to everyone that I had clearly not read every post in this thread.

Hey Jon, I think I deserve a temp ban. . .

[Wolfgang8810]

Cake? Cake? Cake?

[Emjaysmash]

[Cigary]

Whats up with the cake here? It's like the Tower of Pisa leaning to the side like that? And the barbie girl,,,did she like have two hip replacements,,I can see the scars,,great cut job, though,,nice and straight.

Originally Posted by Wolfgang8810

Cake? Cake? Cake?

[s15driftking]

Originally Posted by AAlmeter

...its not the sole issue nor the main one. An entire culture came up around CS (having nothing to do with Tom or that thread) that focused not on who had the most cigar knowledge, not on who had the most thoughtful/interesting non-cigar "talk", .

I know (and i am a newb) that i personally feel that cigar-smoking and a forum (like this) are more about the lifestyle and "all that it entails" more-so that strictly talking about cigars.

I mean... when you go to a herf. do you strictly talk about cigars? or do you poke fun at eachother, talk about sports, BS about politics/law/religion/news....




Why can't we do this here? that's the kind of people "we" (again, i dont' want to overstep the newb line...again) are, right?


again, allmeter, im not attacking you, i'm jsut replying to your reply.

[Blueface]

Question:
Keeping it on a CS type theme:

How many real Cubans are there in the US?

[s15driftking]

Originally Posted by Blueface

Question:
Keeping it on a CS type theme:

How many real Cubans are there in the US?

are you talking about cigars... or?

[replicant_argent]

Originally Posted by Blueface

Question:
Keeping it on a CS type theme:

How many real Cubans are there in the US?

I'm sorry, Carlos, Cubans are indeed illegal in this country. Sorry to burst your bubble, my friend. On the other hand I imagine there are many hundreds of thousands of Cuban-Americans.



For instance, a friend of mine and I tortured and burned 4 naturalized citizens last night. We enjoyed it immensely, talking about it and laughing while playing what seemed to be a sick game with sharp objects, impaling them in select spots.





Do we need help? Are we sociopathic?




Wow, I need to answer some burning questions of my own, now....

[s15driftking]

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

I'm sorry, Carlos, Cubans are indeed illegal in this country. Sorry to burst your bubble, my friend. On the other hand I imagine there are many hundreds of thousands of Cuban-Americans.



For instance, a friend of mine and I tortured and burned 4 naturalized citizens last night. We enjoyed it immensely, talking about it and laughing while playing what seemed to be a sick game with sharp objects, impaling them in select spots.





Do we need help? Are we sociopathic?




Wow, I need to answer some burning questions of my own, now....

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

I'm sorry, Carlos, Cubans are indeed illegal in this country. Sorry to burst your bubble, my friend. On the other hand I imagine there are many hundreds of thousands of Cuban-Americans.



For instance, a friend of mine and I tortured and burned 4 naturalized citizens last night. We enjoyed it immensely, talking about it and laughing while playing what seemed to be a sick game with sharp objects, impaling them in select spots.





Do we need help? Are we sociopathic?




Wow, I need to answer some burning questions of my own, now....

Pete,
I think you have been smoking more than Cubans lately.

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by Blueface

Question:
Keeping it on a CS type theme:

How many real Cubans are there in the US?

I had to answer my own burning question.

Drumroll.....................................

1,448,684 (as of 1984)

Now,
Out of that, how many have been smoked?

Personally, I prefer my Cubans uncooked.
They taste better that way.
Although I did once experiment with sauces but she was not too crazy about that.

[Andyman]

Originally Posted by Blueface

Pete,
I think you have been smoking more than Cubans lately.

Maybe fumes from the propane heaters in the garage?