This is a discussion on the official midnight banter thread... within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; no i make it apperent right away there is no chance of anything happening. but they still try
Though tonight ...
GIRLFRIEND!!!! i've been married for 20 years and when i was single couldn't get no attention!!! Must be the beer belly..ya they love the beer belly..a.k.a. as a gas tank for a supercharged love machine....ohh beer is talkin now..
ive had at least 2 girls in the last few months say call me not as something to do...but calllll me......why not when im single eh? women...ugh
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Chuck Norris pees he clogs the toilet.
Name these movies/shows!:
-im going to shoot you in the head with a bb gun
-i love scotch. scotchy scotchy scotch. here it goes down. down into my belly.
-where's he goin? no where. f*ckin no where.
-wacky wavy inflateable arm flailing tube men
-where's my money. how much did that mustache cost you? 2 dollars? thats 2 dollars you could have paid me. i want my money.