This is a discussion on PWI !!! within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Originally Posted by fiddlegrin
Won a Poka tourney tonight!
Pass the beernutz wouldcha?
2nd beer so I'm not ...
2nd beer so I'm not sure it counts yet (Posting While Intoxicated).....as I empty a bag of beer nuts into the DVD drive, spin em up, scan em & copy & paste to Fiddlers inbox........Should be OK, no viruses found. LMAO.
My wife and I were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
So, I got up and went to the door where much to my surprise I found an intoxicated B.O.T.L. -Donnie himself, standing in the pouring rain and asking for a push!
"Not a chance," says I, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
I slammed the door and returned to bed.
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," I answered.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring
rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," said my wife. "Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
................So I got up, got dressed, and went out into
the pounding rain.
I called out into the dark, "Errrr Donnie, are you still here?"
"Yes," came back his answer.
"Do you still need a push?" I called out.
"Yes, please!" came his reply from the dark.
"Well where are you?" asks I....
Donnie's answer was; "Over here... on the swing set!"
J.K. Donnie! You know I'll give you a push any old time
"What Could be Finer, than a Spanish Cedar Liner?"
PWI to the effect of 8 Guinness, 2 Bloody MArrys, 2 malibu and sprits and probluy 80+ jello shots~
Be warned..... i may not make much sencx after this posting.
Nevermind not making any sense there Shawn...I'd get a keyboard cover just in case. Last time I mixed beer with bloody Marys and other assorted spirits my colon was completely blown out like one of those rubber gloves...thought it would never get a grip again. ( case of the cornhole tremors ) Beer and bloody marys do not mix well in my intestines at all. Violently explosive matter that resembles motor oil that shoot out of every orifice in your body at precisely the speed of light... has been known to start house/forest fires. You do NOT want to have this kind of diarrhea.