Why Are We Drinking Today?

[Cigary]

We have all seen the posts on what everybody is drinking or why they like it but what I haven't seen is "Why are we drinking today" that might tell others why they are "half in the bag,,,,3 sheets to the wind",,,

I am drinking today because I'm sick of listening to news shows telling me how bad off we are and that we will lose our houses, cars, bank accounts and that we will be nothing more than homeless people after a nuclear holocaust. Anyone else want to say why they are drinking?

Incidentally, how many terms do you know that are in reference to drinking or getting shit faced? ( Consult your nearest Drunktionary)

Calling Earl/Ralph on the big white phone


Full as a seaside shithouse on Boxing Day - Boxing Day is the day after Christmas in Great Britain and Canada. British.

Anybody else?

[commonsenseman]

I am not drinking today, but next time I am I'll let you know what & why! Great idea for a thread!

[SMOKE20]

Ill have a cocktail tonight, its friday. What the heck

[Bakoux]

Well, ofc because it's Friday. And also because my girlfriend is in town for the weekend. I'll be having a few drinks tonight. Quite a few...

[Cypress]

I keep drinking because I wonder each day will i loose my job.

[Bigtotoro]

Because drinking, in moderation, is awesome?

[kingback56]

I am drinking because it's friday! Picked up a bottle of premium vodka today, going to give it a try. I am drinking tomorrow because or college football and the philadelphia Flyers game. I am drinking Sunday because of NFL football. It's that time of the year that there is non stop sports on, I LOVE IT!!!!!!

[GrtndpwrflOZ]

Because it's raining.....oh, um, wait......because it's not reaining.
the suns out?....Becasue it's cloudy

Because.......

[Bakoux]

It's a tornado warning here... So dark outside.

[madurolover]

I only drink on the days that end with the letter Y

[SMOKE20]

Originally Posted by madurolover

I only drink on the days that end with the letter Y

YES, gotta love it

[Cigary]

Keep em coming guys,,,some good ones so far.

[kingback56]

"Since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want, and hold on to your corn cob pipe, we like pretty women. That's why pretty women sell good things and ugly women sell... tennis raquets. Pretty woman cars, ugly woman mini vans. Pretty woman make us buy beer, UGLY WOMAN MAKE US DRINK BEER!!!" -AL Bundy

[Stench]

Because I'm a much more pleasant person when I do!

[Rookee]

I am drinking because there is alcohol in it..