Go back to where you came from...

[eyesack]

AAAGGGHHHHH!! F-bomb F-bomb F-bomb!!!!! So I was driving home from the post office (incomming)... and hit about 6500rpm in 2nd gear (50 mph) and this lady in a minivan yells "SLOW DOWN ASSHOLE!" at me. The speed limit is 45 and everyone goes 60 on this road. My car sounds fast, but isn't. I'm pushing a whopping 90 HP with exhaust leaks.

Anyway, So I pull up next to her at the stop light, and she rolls down her window and yells, "SLOW THE **** DOWN, ASSHOLE!" "What? I wasn't even speeding! I was going FIFTY!" "YOU WERE GOING 90, DON'T LIE! GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!" "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!" So I pulled over (which was probably the wrong thing to do) and she slammed on her brakes, got out of her car, flashed some kind of police-badge necklace at me, yelling, "THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHER-Fer! CALL THE COPS! GO THE F BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!" "GET THE F- OUTTA MY FACE YOU FKING PIECE OF TRASH!" (I was going to say "white" trash, but didn't want to step down and play the race card) and that was that.

WHAT THE FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU|<! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I HATE THAT SHIZ! :LSKJDFL:SJDFSL:FJSL:FJOSTOE$WJUWOLSDFNML<SJKFOW*U TOSDFSLEFJSLEFJ

And she did all of this in front of her young children. Mom of the year award. Man, sometimes I wish there were no laws against smacking the taste outta someone's mouth. F(_)ck. I hope she pulls that crap with someone less sane and less unarmed than I.

[eyesack]

I failed to get her tag numbers, though... I wish I had, because then I could say she was impersonating an officer. I bet there's not too many Rhode Island minivans in NJ though.

[Grammaton]

Just pretend people like that are another one of your fans. Smile and wave as you go past. It drives them nuts.

[madurolover]

Originally Posted by Grammaton

Just pretend people like that are another one of your fans. Smile and wave as you go past. It drives them nuts.

I agree, although I probably would have given the ole "One Finger Wave"!

Sorry you had to run into an idiot like that Isaac.

[eyesack]

Originally Posted by Grammaton

Just pretend people like that are another one of your fans. Smile and wave as you go past. It drives them nuts.

haha I think that's what started it... And when I pulled away I gave her the thumbs up... Uggghhhhh time to do homework so I can be edjumuckated... not like her... I think I'll have a cigar tonight. And thanks Donnie, I just LOVE NJ sometimes.

[thebayratt]

WOW 6500RPM!! If my truck hit that, the hole town would hear me!!

Not to be an a$$ but, maybe fix the "exhaust leaks" and maybe people wont fuss. Alot of older people are tired of the loud "euro,pissed-off weedeater, and fast-n-furious" type exhaust around my town and the city passed an ordinance banning loud exhaust and radios.
But if you were doing 50 and the limit is 45, you were speeding......

But she still shouldn't have acted that way infront of the kids........

[commonsenseman]

Originally Posted by eyesack

haha I think that's what started it... And when I pulled away I gave her the thumbs up... Uggghhhhh time to do homework so I can be edjumuckated... not like her... I think I'll have a cigar tonight. And thanks Donnie, I just LOVE NJ sometimes.

Better make it a good one! People like that don't deserve the time of day. WTF is her problem, just cause you were going five over. Tell her to go back where she came from ().

LOL too far?

[Cigary]

I've always used the hand behind the ear trick,,,,like I'm saying,,"I can't hear you",,,and they yell even more and louder than before. After doing this a couple of times then you smile at them and then give them the OK sign and and thumbs up and then watch them turn themselves inside out because they wanted you to know how pissed they were. Here you are smiling and giving them the "everything is good" sign and their blood pressure just went from 120/80 to "I'm almost stoking",,,,,gotta outthink these bastages and never let em see you pissed.

[Stench]

Having a diesel truck, if someone rolls their window down to yell at me I've been known to hammer down and fill their faces full of black smoke!

It's better not to argue with idiots...you can't win.

[fuente~fuente]

You should have said... "Yeah... I'm going home right now. You go back to HELL... Where you came from.

Ignorant people suck.... Too bad the world is full of them, or this would be a great place to live, huh...

Oh well Issac.... Light one up in her honor!

[Hermit]

Originally Posted by madurolover

I agree, although I probably would have given the ole "One Finger Wave"!

I usually blow kisses...pisses em off way better than the finger.

[Plop007]

Originally Posted by Hermit

I usually blow kisses...pisses em off way better than the finger.

lol or say to them "I love you" and that makes them mad haha.

[eyesack]

Originally Posted by thebayratt

WOW 6500RPM!! If my truck hit that, the hole town would hear me!!

Haha I bet! You should hear my friend's S2000 at 9k :P. My car's really not very loud, at least I don't think so... It's got a bad cat and the exhaust shields rattle a little lol. Idk, you tell me lol.

But you're right, 5 over is technically speeding... lol. I like everyone's suggestions. I'm gonna smoke a Monte that Dave (Smelvis) gifted me. Been wanting to fire it up for a while and I think it'll be great to finally give myself a little break from one course to study for a different one lol.

Thanks again for all the support guys, I feel a lot better now, along with a few other posts here that brought some much-needed laughter lol.

[5point0]

How did she know you were from Cherry Hill?

[5point0]

If its a woman....tell her that her attitude my improve if she didnt put her thong on backward!!