Ripped Off! Dave said a few days but that was only one and I had yet so much more to give. Oh well, Welcome to Puff Kym, enjoy your time here. There are some great people on this forum and I'm sure you will find all the help you need.
Do we have another newbie posting is in the wrong section again?
welcome to puff Sir!
FOR THE ATTENTION OF ALL SMOKING SINNERS, ENJOY YOUR SMOKE OR YOU WILL FEEL THE RAPH OF THE GODS!! THIS GUY GOING LOCO (((((FTA O ASS)))))
Sweden is the homeland of the great Moose and the majority of Swedes are dependent on it for their survival. Donít go to Sweden for business purposes in September. It is most likely that the firm youíll supposed to visit is closed down because of flu which is a swedish nickname for Moosehunt.
The yearly moosehunt, this is Sweden remember, is a folk feast heavily regulated by govermental legislation. Each county, every village, down to the very individual landowner gets a statistically based yearly quota on how many moose they have the right to shoot. For the average landowner this counts down to 0.0342 moose. Now how do you shoot 0.0342 moose? The best way is to team up with other hunting neighbors until you reach score one and then hump off to the woods with walkie-talkies and hope that you not shot each other or even worse Ė more than one moose, a catastrophy that could prevent your hunting rights for decades.
Swedish hunters always use the latest weaponry when hunting. However after an incident in 1912 when a tactical nuke accidentally killed some polish lingonberry-pickers, hunters were banned from using anything more destructive than paper airplanes. The ban was lifted 19 years later after country-clown Markoolio had been successfully assassinated with a flame thrower.
Now direct hunting is not the most important way to survive on the Swedish moose. More profitable is either to sell hunting rights to germans or moose related souvenirs to everyone else. The Swedish Moose Souvenir Industry is surpassed in the field of cheap mass produced gizmos only by toy production in Taiwan and lately the Wal-Martís Republic of China.
Even if the demand for Swedish moose puppets has rocketed on world market, business analyst believe that the sign of the future is export of the Moose warning traffic signs.
Moose manure paper is a huge profitable industry. . Recently the paper quality has been good enough for printing dollars on, something that greatly has improved Swedens trade balance with the US.
Another successful product related to moose is the popular drink Tomtebloss, served at all nightclubs concerned of their reputation. The ingredients are: 1/3 home made booze 1/3 blueberry juice 1/3 lobster broth and a dash of Moose piss. This drink usually occurs together with Surstr√É∆í√ā¬∂mming
Holy Carp Dave!!!!!! Your actually posting some logical arguments and stating viable cases! I'm stunned. This is very unlike you and there is a bad portent in the wind for the upcoming Herf Road Trip. I just hope the BOTL's involved are ready to deal with logical dave!