If you urinate when swimming in a South American river, you may encounter the candiru. Drawn to warmth, this tiny fish is known to follow a stream of urine to its source, swim inside the body, and flare it's barbed fins. It will remain firmly embedded in the flesh until surgically removed.
I now know that it's mating season for deer, and that I kick ass.
Some of you may know I love hiking/adventuring outdoors, well, this morning seemed like the BEST day in history to take one. So, I got my gear ready, suited up and went on my merry way.
About 45 minutes later, I came upon a small herd of deer, 4-5, couldn't say for sure. Well, I decided to kinda stay with them as they moved, moving very quietly, trying to not disturb the experience.
All of a sudden I got knocked the **** down and started getting pummeled by some other deer. Totally blindsided me. I am not sure how it was sneakier than myself, but it knocked me down and proceeded to try pummeling me with its hooves, and I delivered several punches to its face. This thing wouldn't stop, so I tried feeling around for anything to beat it away with. I ended up finding a decently sized stick, and I stabbed it in the shoulder/rib area, and it finally ran off.
My face is very bruised, my lip is split, and I have a headache.
You might find that smoke blown out clears your mind of shadows within.
Speaking of deer....a few years ago, a coworker's teenage daughter was driving down a country road at night, with the car windows down. A deer was running to cross the road, and somehow timed it exactly that he dove through the window of her car as she drove by. So this poor girl is driving down the road at night at 50 or 60 mph, and suddenly has an extremely frightened and crazed wild deer hanging halfway into the passengers side window, kicking her with it's front legs. Luckily, she didn't wreck, and was able to pull the car over, get out, and call the police on her cell. Unfortunately, they weren't able to get the deer out of the car alive, and they had to euthanize it. The girl got away with just a few bumps and bruises.
When you pee a small amount of urine enters your mouth through your salive glands.
Saliva does contain minimal amounts of urea and uric acid. Saliva also contains cholesterol and enzymes that help with digestion.So while it has some of the same properties as urine. That aid in digestion urine is not really entering your mouth. Nice try though!
"Its what people know inside about themselves that makes them afraid"-High Plains Drifter