Ok so this is a bit of a stretch to tie into cigars, but ONE HUNDRED FORTY EIGHT posts in a day?!? Dave do you sleep? Holy crap. Made me laugh so hard when I saw that.
On a serious note though - really do appreciate all the work you put into the troops, the BOTL Bombings (USPS is getting annoyed that you are actually keeping them in business), and the information on here.
So, here's one for you, and for the love of all that is Holy, go to sleep. And smoke a stick for the rest of us.