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Ahoy Maties! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day

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    Ahoy Maties! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day

    Shiver me timbers, I want t' be wishin' all ye scurvy dogs a happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! If you have a special cigar you be savin', now would be t' time t' smoke it! Eat, drink, be merry! Avast and belay any worry on this the best of days!


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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader jeepthing's Avatar


     

    Re: Ahoy Maties! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day

    Thanks Mehearty
    Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

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    THE Ancient Rocker Johnny Rock's Avatar


     

    Re: Ahoy Maties! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day

    AAAArrrrrrrGGGGhhhhh!!!!
    Being willing is not enough, we must do. - Leonardo da Vinci.

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    THE MAN WHO LOVES TWANG! TonyBrooklyn's Avatar


     

    Re: Ahoy Maties! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day

    Found these on the net enjoy my brothers!

    Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

    10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

    9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

    8. Come on up and see me urchins.

    7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

    5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

    4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

    3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

    2. Well blow me down?

    And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

    1. Prepare to be boarded.
    Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

    They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

    You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

    Wanna shiver me timbers?

    I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

    Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

    That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

    Let's get together and haul some keel.

    That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

    Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

    By popular demand ...

    10. What are YOU doing here?

    9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

    8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

    7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

    6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

    5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

    4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

    3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

    2. RAMMING SPEED!

    ...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

    1. You. Pants Off. Now!


    “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”
    Jimi Hendrix



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    Re: Ahoy Maties! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day

    hahahaha!!!!!!!! Tony with the win!


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