What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
you get a job, you get your wife back, your dog back.
well the wife can stay gone but on July 1st 2012 i get my house back and my dog back!
It's been 2.5 years of living with roommates....
If i learned anything about having a roommate it is this:
Living with a roommate can take a good friend and make you want to punch his face repeatedly and call his fiance a cun, cu, er couple of not-so-nice names.
This is a huge thing for me as i dont feel like i have had a home in the last 2 years and i have missed my dog Lulu like crazy. the ex doesn't seem to be taking very good care of her.
The house comes with my garage and soon to be cigar lounge. I cant wait!
These next 6 or so weeks will probably drag on forever but the end will mark the end of so many things like...
trying to pour a beer only to find out all of my pint glasses are in my roomates room half filled with who knows what...
Coming home at midnight to find the chainlock on and my roommate asleep inside and cant wake him up for 30 minutes,
Dissapearing bath towels... I dont know what he was doing with them but they are nowhere to be found.
Sticky refridgerator shelves...... how hard is it to wipe your koolaid puddle in the fridge?
COD at 2am full volume... "oh sorry dude you sleepin?"
Smoking my cigars in a parking lot.
just had to talk about it. sorry for the rant.
leave a roommate horror story and make me feel better