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Hello I'm new, please help

This is a discussion on Hello I'm new, please help within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; *turning ranting sarcasm on* Hello everyone, I'm new around here, I was hoping someone could recommend some good cigars,pipes,adult beverages. ...

  
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    Grumpy Gorilla hardcz's Avatar


     

    Hello I'm new, please help

    *turning ranting sarcasm on*

    Hello everyone, I'm new around here, I was hoping someone could recommend some good cigars,pipes,adult beverages. I'm super excited to get into cigars,pipes,adult beverages and have been,will be, am currently a police officer, fire fighter, in the army, in the navy, in the air force, in the marines, in the national guard, and would be geeked to get free stuff to give to my boys. I know that I have a job and my only expenses are taco bell, pizza, and beer, though I can't be bothered to spend my own money when you guys are so nice and like to give stuff away. BOMB THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME AND MAH BOYS!

    *ranting sarcasm off*


    Yup....

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    True Derelict Fuzzy's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    I wish I could afford taco bell, pizza, and beer, but it is only beer for me.
    I don't always drink beer,,,
    OK, yes I do

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    Puffer Fish with some spikes Old Salty's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    I just put my entire humidor in the mail for you. Welcome to the site!
    "In the future, all men will be able to smoke Havanas." ~ Herr Doktor Shutte

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    Grumpy Gorilla hardcz's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    Thanks Jeff, I'm sure we'll smoke about half a cigar, then cram it into the ash tray, don't want to smoke TOO much....

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    Puffer Fish with some spikes Old Salty's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    OH! In that case, let me just put labels on the really good stuff!
    "In the future, all men will be able to smoke Havanas." ~ Herr Doktor Shutte

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    Grumpy Gorilla hardcz's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    hey my post count is going up to 4! Anywho, I just accidently hit my balls when I put my hands on my lap, could someone send me some scotch to make it feel better?

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    Puffer Fish with many spikes zephead61's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    Quote Originally Posted by hardcz View Post
    hey my post count is going up to 4! Anywho, I just accidently hit my balls when I put my hands on my lap, could someone send me some scotch to make it feel better?
    I hate it when I do that

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    Grumpy Gorilla hardcz's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    Mom...

    Bathroom...
    Baaathroooom!!!!!

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    Troop Support Team E Dogg's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    lol.... I see where you're coming from....
    Cigars for the Troops -donatecigars4troops@gmail.com

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    I ♥ |_|D socalocmatt's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    mmmmmm... taco bell

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    Dosidicus Pipa Desertlifter's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    Quote Originally Posted by hardcz View Post
    hey my post count is going up to 4! Anywho, I just accidently hit my balls when I put my hands on my lap, could someone send me some scotch to make it feel better?
    Don't recommend it - just makes your balls smell like peat and get all sticky.

    Or so I heard.
    Pro Patria Vigilans................... My tobacco cellar

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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader piperdown's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    Irritated are we?!....lol

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    Cigar Artist DarrelMorris's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    Quote Originally Posted by hardcz View Post
    hey my post count is going up to 4! Anywho, I just accidently hit my balls when I put my hands on my lap, could someone send me some scotch to make it feel better?
    If I drink the scotch will that make you feel better?

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    Nee "Tashaz" Mante's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    I'm glad you put the [sarcasm] syntax in or I may have thought you were serious. That would lead to my life crumbling around me.
    Refuses to remain the Droid they were all looking for.

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    Full grown Puffer Fish birdiemc's Avatar


     

    Re: Hello I'm new, please help

    Quote Originally Posted by Desertlifter View Post
    Don't recommend it - just makes your balls smell like peat and get all sticky.

    Or so I heard.
    Which Pete are you talking about that smells like your balls?????

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