LMAO. I was not sure whether to post this in the jokes forum but since it is a true report I figured here was correct. There is hope for us ugly people as it seems even we can get "it". South Australian couple Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie charged over noisy sex | News.com.au
I nearly spat coffee when I read this quote from the stallion of the relationship.
"That's pretty much why I am asleep at six o'clock in the afternoon. I will probably die of a heart attack, she is almost killing me as it is."