SHIVER ME TIMBERS !
Some handy pirate quotes :
ARG ! ARG ! Argo Corn Starch are what these here biscuits be needin'
AHOY ! AHOY ! These are the wrong blasted cookies ! I wanted Chips Ahoy !
ARG ! ARG ! I can't find me argyle sweater !
AYE ! AYE ! There's something in me eye !
ARG! ARG ! Arguing never got nobody nowhere !