Hey Brandon. I know a guy, who knows a guy, that know this guys, that can handle your wife's sister taken care of..... you will get a box of ashes in a small flat rate. Its very discrete, like those little blue pills you order every month.
J/k.... Lova ya bro. Sorry for your loss. That really sucks. I have some UC's I can smoke with you... its kinda like a Undercrown piggy! LOL!!!!