So went out to dinner tonight with my family and sit down to have our meal. We go to order and my wife's sister said she left her glasses in my car and she can't read the menu. She asks for my keys, which I hand her so she can go look for them.
Dinner happens, all is well or so it seems.
We drive off and I hear a thud outside the car. Sounded like I either ran into something or over something. I look over my shoulder, figure its a can or something. OFF we go.
Fast forward to 30min ago I go to the car to get my 5 count Herfador out of my car. I took it to work with me today because I intended to take my lunch break to smoke a cigar, it wasn't in the cards. Well I ripped my car apart looking for it! I always put it in one of the cubby holes in the door because it fits there perfectly. It wasn't there, wasn't under the seat, wasn't ANYWHERE! Then I wonder if I took it in with me to work, that makes sense right? Nope I didn't because I was going to go to my car, head to the B&M down the street and smoke there!
Then it hits me, the THUD...but how? I call my wifes sister. She says she tore the car apart looking for her glasses including my cubby where my herfador was. She said and I quote "well there was a weird black box in the cubby, I think I put it on the roof of the car when I was looking for my glasses. I could have sworn I put it back..."
She didn't, it was on the roof of the car when we drove off. Inside that herfador, my backup lighter and cutter, party short, scdlh el principe and tat J21 reserva and...get this...Undercrown Piggie that I took to work to show a buddy!!!
I am so peeved off I can't see straight right now.
Called the restaurant, nobody turned anything in. Went to restaurant. NOTHING!!
WTF!!! My heart hurts right now and my wife doesn't understand why.