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Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

This is a discussion on Official banter with Jessica Alba thread. within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Originally Posted by Jessica Alba I mean he does have that big poster of me he says he holds up ...

  
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    Leading Puffer Fish glovepuppy's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    I mean he does have that big poster of me he says he holds up with one hand. Whatever that means.
    Instant classic.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    hey jessica how do you feel about college baseball players?

  3. #18

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Hey, Jessica... since you like older men, while I am not as old as that Santa feller, remember he only comes once a year... and well honey you got to have something to do the other 364 nights...
    [SIZE=2]
    “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition.
    It’s nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.”
    Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
    [/SIZE]

  4. #19

    Hasta La Vista!!! Blueface's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Jessica,
    Please define older for us.
    Whatever it is, somehow I think I almost there.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    Well sweetie frankly, they lack one thing I am looking for that I find older men have...stamina. Sorry!
    Jessica you've got to be kidding me.
    Experience maybe
    Stamina? Half of these old farts on here loose their breath when they make the trip downstairs from their computer to watch tv.

    but... suit yourself
    I've been making a fool of myself since march of 05

  6. #21

    Leading Puffer Fish Stog-a-Boy's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Hey Jessica, would it be possible for you to donate me your CS bux??...I need some bux to change my Sub Title.


    [SIZE="4"]-Evan[/SIZE]

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    I've got Nectares if you're in the right frame of mind.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Da Klugs View Post
    I've got Nectares if you're in the right frame of mind.
    What about me Dave? Screw Jessica.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stog-a-Boy View Post
    Hey Jessica, would it be possible for you to donate me your CS bux??...I need some bux to change my Sub Title.
    you think yours is bad, look at mine

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean9689 View Post
    What about me Dave? Screw Jessica.
    That was kind of the idea.. but there would have been wine involved and possibly some cash.

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    Hasta La Vista!!! Blueface's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stogiefanatic182 View Post
    you think yours is bad, look at mine

    Man you have brighten up a bad day!

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Da Klugs View Post
    That was kind of the idea.. but there would have been wine involved and possibly some cash.
    LMAO! I knew I left that post open enough for you.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean9689 View Post
    Screw Jessica.
    Quote Originally Posted by Da Klugs View Post
    That was kind of the idea..
    Now we know why Smitty gifted you the little blue pill
    [SIZE=2]
    “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition.
    It’s nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.”
    Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
    [/SIZE]

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    no..not THAT Dave! 68TriShield's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ResIpsa View Post
    thongs....see above.
    Once is enough Vic,thanks though.....
    Dave...
    Smoke what *YOU* like,like what you smoke

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    Will Work for Boli GM's.. Neuromancer's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by technorobo
    So tell me Jessica, what do you think about younger guys?
    Well sweetie frankly, they lack one thing I am looking for that I find older men have...stamina. Sorry!
    Hey, hon, 60 old enough for you? If you want stamina, just ask the gorillas in southern Florida who of them can party the hardest...but you'll have to share my time with my GF...
    There is as much water on Earth now as three billion years ago. While the amount of water has remained static, the amount of Tequila and Triple Sec available for making Margaritas has expanded enormously. So you see, we have made progress after all.

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