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Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

This is a discussion on Official banter with Jessica Alba thread. within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; I have some rum soaked Strawberries and an aged stogie!!!!...

  
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    Bob
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    I have some rum soaked Strawberries and an aged stogie!!!!
    IMAGINE

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    You wouldn't happen to be into overweight college kids would you?
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Welcome to Club Stogie, Jessica, don't pay much attention to some of the apes here...they can be playful but generally harmless. We're about lots of things here, but mostly about cigars. If you're interested in trying a few, just let us know, we've got many recommendations and I'm sure a bunch of these gorillas will be willing to send you a few.

    Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please do come back.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Wow Jessica, 7 posts and already a 53 RG, you must know an awful lot about cigars.

    By the way, I may have forgotten to mention this to the rest of you gorillas, but my name isn't actually Joekendall, it's Jessica Simpson...
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    There's one open futon at the Shack for '07 Jessica...and you won't have far to reach if you wanna do some wrist curls.

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    There's one open futon at the Shack for '07 Jessica...and you won't have far to reach if you wanna do some wrist curls.
    First she needs to head down this direction for the first of what will hopefully become the Weekly Two Person Herf.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by croatan View Post
    First she needs to head down this direction for the first of what will hopefully become the Weekly Two Person Herf.
    Yeah? Her and who else?

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    Yeah? Her and who else?
    Me, you silly Hog. I've already got something picked out for her to smoke.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by croatan View Post
    Me, you silly Hog. I've already got something picked out for her to smoke.
    Pickled? Think she'll be cool with all those little warts?

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    Think she'll be cool with all those little warts?
    According to the doctor, those should be gone by the weekend. If not, I'll just tell her it's studded for her pleasure.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by croatan View Post
    According to the doctor, those should be gone by the weekend. If not, I'll just tell her it's studded for her pleasure.
    Like the loft at the Shack!!

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by tecnorobo View Post
    Jessica you've got to be kidding me.
    Experience maybe
    Stamina? Half of these old farts on here loose their breath when they make the trip downstairs from their computer to watch tv.

    but... suit yourself
    You've got it all wrong. What we used to do all night now takes us all night to do.
    There are only two categories of cigars; those you like and those you don't.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Jess, Sorry I didn't return your calls but but Jane Goodall has been watching me like a hawk. I'm still interested in doing that banana thing.
    "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon

    "The truly great are never deterred by the truth!" - Anon-y-mouse

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by kvm View Post
    Jess, Sorry I didn't return your calls but but Jane Goodall has been watching me like a hawk. I'm still interested in doing that banana thing.
    Jess says that's ok, she was over here anyway and can't talk with her mouth full.

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    Jess says that's ok, she was over here anyway and can't talk with her mouth full.
    She just called and seemed clear spoken. Said she was Skolin it with the hog. Just a Lil pinch between the cheek and bum.

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