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Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

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    Puffer Fish with some spikes xhris's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    I was born in April too!! Let's be friends

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    .090909 icehog3's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Da Klugs View Post
    She just called and seemed clear spoken. Said she was Skolin it with the hog. Just a Lil pinch between the cheek and bum.
    Works for me regardless!!

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

  3. #48

    Puffer Fish with some spikes RONINDICE's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Hi Jessica. I have a casting couch and cheap booze. Actually its just a couch but you are an actress....We can make it work.
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    Alpha Puffer Fish Kiwi Michelle's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Hi Jessica

    Welcome to the jungle - as you can see it is a very FREINDLY place!!

    Just a couple of things i thought you might like to know. They like **** here but it is not what you think!! It is photos of sticks and boxes.

    They get very excited if you post a picture of your box. Everyone gets in behind you. It is very uplifting. I myself have had this experience. Especially if you share your box around.. this is one way to make good close friends here.

    I hope these tips will help you here.
    You can look to me like your older sister (not much older!!) anything I can do to help.
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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader cquon's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Michelle View Post
    Hi Jessica

    Welcome to the jungle - as you can see it is a very FREINDLY place!!

    Just a couple of things i thought you might like to know. They like **** here but it is not what you think!! It is photos of sticks and boxes.

    They get very excited if you post a picture of your box. Everyone gets in behind you. It is very uplifting. I myself have had this experience. Especially if you share your box around.. this is one way to make good close friends here.

    I hope these tips will help you here.
    You can look to me like your older sister (not much older!!) anything I can do to help.

    cquon blushes!

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    ShackHerf.com ToddziLLa's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    There's one open futon at the Shack for '07 Jessica
    My bed is available too!
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    An Original Latino ResIpsa's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ToddziLLa View Post
    My bed is available too!
    That could lead to the first "Death by Snoring" incident at the Shack.. (sorry todd )

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    Leading Puffer Fish luckybandit's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    are you a yankees or a met's fan?
    pm me back and we can discuss this in person in person!

    luckybandit
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ResIpsa View Post
    That could lead to the first "Death by Snoring" incident at the Shack.. (sorry todd )
    Hey at some cheap motels you have to feed quaters to get the mattress to vibrate like that. x12.5

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    Knows who shot JFK colgate's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    Well sweetie frankly, they lack one thing I am looking for that I find older men have...stamina. Sorry!
    Jessica dear I think you're confusing worn out synapses with stamina. It's not like we want to work that hard! But hey, who am I to ruin a fantasy.

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    .090909 icehog3's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ToddziLLa View Post
    My bed is available too!
    Thanks Todd, but I'd rather sleep with Jessica.

    Vodka is food....who's hungry?

    You're welcome, Dave.

  12. #57

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    I agree, "yes, Jessica is that hot". I thought the thing with us older guys was that we had the experience to know the best way to "treat" a lady!! The stamina thing is simply a matter of a little blue pill according to Bob Dole.

    Anyway, from an old guy, nice to see a pretty face among the gorillas, regardless of TOTM.

  13. #58

    Leading Puffer Fish cigar no baka's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Come ON is anyone taking this at face value?
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Afternoon banterers and Jessica........


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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    OK, this is a little creepy
    You don't hear me not complaining.

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