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Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

This is a discussion on Official banter with Jessica Alba thread. within the Puff Banter forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Originally Posted by ResIpsa That could lead to the first "Death by Snoring" incident at the Shack.. (sorry todd) Originally ...

  
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ResIpsa View Post
    That could lead to the first "Death by Snoring" incident at the Shack.. (sorry todd)
    Quote Originally Posted by Da Klugs View Post
    Hey at some cheap motels you have to feed quaters to get the mattress to vibrate like that. x12.5
    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    Thanks Todd, but I'd rather sleep with Jessica.
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    Well sweetie frankly, they lack one thing I am looking for that I find older men have...stamina. Sorry!
    Or, as I've been told many times, "The older the violin, the sweeter the music!"
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka View Post
    Come ON is anyone taking this at face value?
    You mean, there's a chance that this isn't really Jessica that we are talking to!?!? Now, I'm really embarrassed. I hope (member name edited out), er Jessica did not take my PM to heart, cause I would hate to think I was whispering sweet nothings into the ear of some HAIRY APE

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by SvilleKid View Post
    You mean, there's a chance that this isn't really Jessica that we are talking to!?!? Now, I'm really embarrassed. I hope (member name edited out), er Jessica did not take my PM to heart, cause I would hate to think I was whispering sweet nothings into the ear of some HAIRY APE

    If it is some HAIRY APE then I am really worried about the reply I got... let's just say it was NSFW
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Hi Miss Jessica.

    Since you're not a cigar smoker, could you please tell me if Wm. H smokes cigars and, if so, what kind? How would you describe him as a teacher and as a man in general? What do you think his one special talent is?

    I love stuff like this....

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    Yes, I'm that hot.


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by tecnorobo View Post
    Jessica you've got to be kidding me.
    Experience maybe
    Stamina? Half of these old farts on here loose their breath when they make the trip downstairs from their computer to watch tv.

    but... suit yourself
    Better to lose their breath than to only make it half way up my thigh before "releasing their emotions" young one.

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    Yes, I'm that hot.


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
    There's one open futon at the Shack for '07 Jessica...and you won't have far to reach if you wanna do some wrist curls.
    I've been working out Mr. Hog. Is the barbell large?

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    No longer a community member. King James's Avatar


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    Better to lose their breath than to only make it half way up my thigh before "releasing their emotions" young one.
    Give one of us youngsters from Wisconsin a shot to prove that statement wrong. O wait, I'm the only one....so, what do you say? haha

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    Yes, I'm that hot.


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Michelle View Post
    Hi Jessica

    Welcome to the jungle - as you can see it is a very FREINDLY place!!

    Just a couple of things i thought you might like to know. They like **** here but it is not what you think!! It is photos of sticks and boxes.

    They get very excited if you post a picture of your box. Everyone gets in behind you. It is very uplifting. I myself have had this experience. Especially if you share your box around.. this is one way to make good close friends here.

    I hope these tips will help you here.
    You can look to me like your older sister (not much older!!) anything I can do to help.
    It's so nice to know I am not the only women in the jungle. I haven't had any rolls that required me to box, so I don't have much to show. I did do alot of kick boxing style training for Dark Angel.

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    Yes, I'm that hot.


     

    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by King James View Post
    Give one of us youngsters from Wisconsin a shot to prove that statement wrong. O wait, I'm the only one....so, what do you say? haha
    Wisconsin...I heard Wisconsin is full of lighter fluid drinking farm boys that make their dairy cows nervous. Is that true? Keep in mind, I'm a Cali girl.

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    Better to lose their breath than to only make it half way up my thigh before "releasing their emotions" young one.
    hahaha
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    A friend of mine, we'll call him....uh....RcktMan...wanted me to ask you....do you have an Ann Coulter mask and if not, would you mind wearing one?
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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    Wisconsin...I heard Wisconsin is full of lighter fluid drinking farm boys that make their dairy cows nervous. Is that true? Keep in mind, I'm a Cali girl.
    mama always told me the lighter fluid makes the paint chips go down easier

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    It's so nice to know I am not the only women in the jungle. I haven't had any rolls that required me to box, so I don't have much to show. I did do alot of kick boxing style training for Dark Angel.
    What about you showing your box? Does it look like this ?

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    Re: Official banter with Jessica Alba thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica Alba View Post
    Wisconsin...I heard Wisconsin is full of lighter fluid drinking farm boys that make their dairy cows nervous. Is that true? Keep in mind, I'm a Cali girl.
    This is tru. know Arkanswyers r a differnt stowry. We does not souport descriminimination on the farm. We are ekwal opurtunity "emplowyers".

    You shore gots a perty mouth!
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