10 Reasons Why The Skins Beat the Pats This Sunday!

[Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by Bigwaved

It doesn't count if they are hooked to a yard rat.

Hey those yard rats take good care of my gonads

[FlyerFanX]

Brady seems to be into breaking his own personal bests these days. What do you think the chances are he throws 7 TD passes against the Skins?

Stranger things have happened...

[Giovanni]

Originally Posted by Skinsfan

10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

This is the one that had me .

[Mr.Maduro]

Originally Posted by Skinsfan

Yeah but if for some reason the Skins do win it will feel soooooooooooooooo good!

[jdbwolverines]

Originally Posted by FlyerFanX

Brady seems to be into breaking his own personal bests these days

Brady has arguably been the best QB in the NFL the past 5 seasons. He just has never had the elite receivers to compliment him like Peyton Manning has had. Instead of throwing to Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne, he had Troy Brown and Deon Branch. Now with Moss and Stallworth, he is finally putting up Peyton-like numbers.

[Kayak_Rat]

Originally Posted by Bigwaved

It doesn't count if they are hooked to a yard rat.

Tread softly little man.........

[Sawyer]

I really don't like the cheaters, but I don't see them losing to the Skins this weekend. One of the aforementioned 10 reasons would have to occur. Number #10 not being the one.

Final score: Pats 39, Skins 10

[macjoe53]

Originally Posted by Skinsfan

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

I don't know what you were smoking when you dreamed this but you must have been it wasn't tobacco in your pipe.
I don't like the Pats either but short of some divine being deciding otherwise, they will win this weekend.

[Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by FlyerFanX

Brady seems to be into breaking his own personal bests these days. What do you think the chances are he throws 7 TD passes against the Skins?

Stranger things have happened...

Not a chance in hell that will happen

[Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by Giovanni

This is the one that had me .

Apparently you have not been keeping up with the Skins defensive stats or watched any of their games. Even the NFL network and ESPN has stated that the Pats will be going against their toughest defensive opponent this Sunday.

[RPB67]

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

You missed one...

The universe as we know it inverts itself. Up is down, bad is good etc.


42-16

Or they just dont show up..........

[ResIpsa]

Originally Posted by Skinsfan

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid.
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

Number 7 is quite possible. Brady is quite a Fancy boy.......not that there's anything wrong with that.....

[ResIpsa]

Originally Posted by Skinsfan

Apparently you have not been keeping up with the Skins defensive stats or watched any of their games. Even the NFL network and ESPN has stated that the Pats will be going against their toughest defensive opponent this Sunday.

If my Defense plays against the Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins and NY Jets, the stats are going to make me look damn good.........until I play a good team. Those stats dont mean much

Same thing goes for the Pats. Their D doesn't impress me that much yet, because of the pattycake games they've had......till next week, that is