How bout them COWBOYS?

[dunng]

Originally Posted by LARAIDER

John Madden was in[SIZE=4]Green Bay[/SIZE][SIZE=4] to announce a football game one weekend
when he noticed a special telephone near the Packers' bench. He asked
QB[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Favre[/SIZE][SIZE=4] what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it.[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Favre[/SIZE][SIZE=4] replied, 'Sure, but it will cost you $200.
John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some
help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks
were perfect that week.

The next week, John was in [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Indianapolis[/SIZE][SIZE=4] when he noticed that same kind
of phone on the Colts bench. He asked what the telephone was for and
Manning told him, 'It's a hotline to God if you want to use it, it will cost
you $500.' Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and
made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.

Last weekend, John was in[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Dallas[/SIZE][SIZE=4], when he noticed the same kind of
telephone by the[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Dalla[/SIZE][SIZE=4]s[/SIZE][SIZE=4]' bench. He asked[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Tony[/SIZE][SIZE=4] Romo, 'Is that the
hotline to God?'[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Tony[/SIZE][SIZE=4] said, 'Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you
50 cents.' John looked incredulously at Romo and said, 'Wait a second,
I just paid $200 in[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Green Bay[/SIZE][SIZE=4] and $500 in [/SIZE][SIZE=4]Indianapolis[/SIZE][SIZE=4] to use the
same phone to God! Why do the[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Cowboy[/SIZE][SIZE=4]s only charge 50 cent?[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
Tony[/SIZE][SIZE=4] replied, 'Because in[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Dallas[/SIZE][SIZE=4], it's a local call...
Welcome to God's Country.'.................[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
GOOOO[/SIZE][SIZE=4]COWBOY[/SIZE][SIZE=4]SSSSSSS!!!!![/SIZE]

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[hornitosmonster]

Cowboys!!

[ttours]

Makes sense, none of the cowboys in are in jail, they are out of the strip clubs, donating their time in the community and being good citizens and yet now the haters hate even more cause they got nothing to hate about.

"Romo the homo" is just a desperate comment by someone screaming to wear a #9 pink cowboys jersey in federal prison and be taken by the front four of the "72 Steelers. May your Christmas wish come true.

In the interim, "HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS"

They are home for the holidays!!

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