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Secret Santa
11-28-2007, 08:40 PM
I've been watching you and I'm not even going to ask if you've been naughty or nice.

(sheesh, what a boring lad. No girls, no pets, no vices, cheap cigars, poor attention span, pimples and an old deflated doll that he sleeps with.)

I thought of a few gifts, but I'm not sure if your old enough yet. :D


A lump of coal, but that would be way to exciting for you.
A match, but I haven't got the time for you to figure out which end ya strike.
A cigar, but with your foot fetish you would never light it.


So help me out here...what would you like the jolly fat man to bring ya this year?

:ss

GrtndpwrflOZ
11-28-2007, 10:42 PM
It sounds like I've got ME for a Secret Santa.......Douchebag hahahahaha

Me likey old & Crappy...Old &Crappy make me happy..
on the other hand that lump of coal sounds pretty exciting.

Man, whatever I receive I will appreciate. Hell, I haven't been that good this year, finding my cigar addiction and all.

and don't make me come find you.....

HO HO HO
MERRY CHRISTMAS



I've been watching you and I'm not even going to ask if you've been naughty or nice.

(sheesh, what a boring lad. No girls, no pets, no vices, cheap cigars, poor attention span, pimples and an old deflated doll that he sleeps with.)

I thought of a few gifts, but I'm not sure if your old enough yet. :D

A lump of coal, but that would be way to exciting for you.
A match, but I haven't got the time for you to figure out which end ya strike.
A cigar, but with your foot fetish you would never light it.
So help me out here...what would you like the jolly fat man to bring ya this year?

:ss

Secret Santa
11-29-2007, 01:09 AM
It sounds like I've got ME for a Secret Santa.......Douchebag hahahahaha

Me likey old & Crappy...Old &Crappy make me happy..
on the other hand that lump of coal sounds pretty exciting.

Man, whatever I receive I will appreciate. Hell, I haven't been that good this year, finding my cigar addiction and all.

and don't make me come find you.....

HO HO HO
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Well now, Santa likes to see a sense of humor. :r :r

I believe I will have to find some "older" lumps of coal for you. :D They should provide hours of smoldering pleasure! And if for some reason they don't you could always cook Rudolph on them! And don't forget my dam cookies either!

Merry Christmas to you and yours good sir. Ho Ho Ho

cman78
11-29-2007, 11:15 AM
Bomb him to pieces Santa. He's a real naughty piece of work and deserves old nasty pieces of coal. :tg:tg:tg