by the time you get to the nearest wells fargo post, it will be the 14th
Not to worry, I went down to the Town Hall/Saloon/Barber Shop this morning and sent a telegram up to Opelika. They'll be sending the internet man around in a week or two, and he usually takes my packages on the way out of town. I always slip him a little peach 'shine so he holds my mail up high when he crosses the creek.
Ol' Jedidiah's got a new mule this year too, so he's moving along a little quicker than he used to. That's what we down here in Alabama call "high-speed data transfer." Yes sir, a beacon of modern convenience is what we've got here in the City of Progress.