Here we go boys...
It smells like diaper cream in the pouch. Not just close, but exactly like it. It's dry and greasy. It is really crumby too like cookie crumbs. I should've left the stinger in this Yello-bole. Oh god, here we go.
Hmm...lit pretty easy. Tastes like I am smoking a freshly powdered baby ass, with emphasis on the ass part.
Ugh gawd Wtf is that flavor? Now it tastes like licorice made by Goodyear. It really wants to taste like tobacco, but the ass in it just takes the tobacco by the nuts and squeezes.
I am now 1/3 through the bowl and now I am getting this relentless burn and this taste of, I don't know what...It's like smoking a bowl of anti-bacterial soap, bubbles and all.
Retrohaling doesn't help the matter. It makes my sinuses feel like I am regurgitating transmission fluid. Omg that's it! It tastes like anti-freeze and trans fluid mixed!
The little crumbs are clogging the hole now. There, fixed. Now I can really draw off of it. The smoke is hot, still tastes like it came from a 79 Rabbit diesel that ran over a grave site covered in diaper cream, and just keeps getting worse. I will finish this bowl! I think I can...I think I can...
The aroma isn't all bad when you put it down for a second and take a good hard sniff.
Surprisingly the bowl isn't very hot, and its burning clean. I just feel like I am sucking on a bus exhaust that is running on flower power and trans fluid.
Honestly, its pretty bad, but I would rate it above the "bargain blend" Sterling sent me (not what Dave sent). I couldn't even get 10 puffs in to that. This I could use sheer mental power to get through.
I can honestly say if you like the taste of full Lakelands, you would probably like this. It is much sweeter and doesn't carry the nice hit. It also tastes more like a garage floor than the full Lakelands, so I will rate it below them.
Now at the bottom of the bowl I just swallowed some saliva and my throat is burning! Nasty! Now it tastes like ashtray smoke with some weird sweetness.
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