The Dreaded Mixture 79
God help me, it's my turn to review the one that shal not be named.
Nate hit the nail on the head, the tin aroma is really of baby ass. And the ass part is totally correct. It would be kind of what a powdered baby ass who just got cleaned up after messing himself would smell like. A sh*tty sweet smell.
They say this stuff is topped with vanilla, I tell you folks now, if my mother ever flavored any goodies with this brand of vanilla, I would have slapped her. Ok that's a bit harsh, so ok, I would have sat in silent protest.
Charring light, had to do it twice. I let this stuff sit out for a good hour before packing the bowl. It comes very wet, almost greasy.
The flavor is very unusual. Kind of like what you would expect if you were burning baby powder. I'm getting a weird taste on the retro hale and it's the same smell coming from the burning bowl. I can't place it, but it reminds me of fireworks for some reason.
One third of the way in, and the baby powder has died down a bit. It's still there but it's not all in your face any more. This baccy bites! Or at least my mouth PH doesn't agree with it. I'm sipping it as slowly as possible and it's biting so hard, even the top back part of the roof of my mouth is feeling the burn.
Half way through..I'm done! This is just too horrible for me to continue. Between the bite and this nasty flavor, I'm over it.
I will say, it wasn't as bad as I expected from the tin note. But it was still pretty awful. Not something I will ever smoke again.
Now I have to go gargle with turpentine and throw this Dr Gabrow in the trash.
A lack of preparation on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part.