Re: Chewbacca in Ukraine: Please bail me out
Listen, I know we don't discuss politics here and I'm fine with that.
But I need to explain why I had to go out and campaign for Darth Vader, and why I'm in this mess, so please hear me out.
I've fallen on hard times, and I'm not too proud to admit it. The wife left me for an Ewok, and has taken everything, including all my stock, even those extremely rare Dilnlexans that were worth upwards of 100,000 credits a piece.
I lost a lot playing cards with those cheating' bastard Jawas, borrowed a lot of credits from Tuskan Raiders to pay off my bar tab at the Mos Eisley Spaceport cantina (and also for the wrecked furniture and the medical bills for the injured musicians), and am struggling with a Thikkiian brandy problem. Solo fired me from the Falcon after I crashed the bird into a Trade Federation cruiser while wasted on Thikkiian.
I need help.
I know I'm new here, but some of you are familiar from the Outlander Club, or that bar in Telerath where I'd get into vicious fights with Corellians.
I'm hoping that the good citizens of Puff will show their generosity and help a buddy in distress. I got some money coming to me from Watto for an R1-series astromech droid he bought from me. I know I can pay you all back.
So, please, bail me out. I'll change, I promise, and I'll never let you down again.